The enemy is near!
Call the police and get them here quick. My laptop PC is attacking me. It has caused me to have heart surgery (angioplasty) and will soon cost me more as I continue to gain weight and now consider weight loss surgery. It is evil as it slowly but surely fattens me up for the kill. It is relentless in its pursuit, attacking me both night and day with its never ending stream of information. It sucks my brain out and renders me completely unfit after hours and days and weeks sitting in front of it. It deprives me of sleep. Now it is taking my eyesight. It is worse than being sentenced to Guantanamo Bay! My family already thinks I am dead. Someone save me from this killer!
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Julie_Stansfield_MD, 3 years ago | FlagTwo good videos on MyHealthVillage.com can help you get started Take a look at these on the video page:
Weight Loss with Healthy Habits...
Sleep: Snooze = Lose, Literallaly...
Start with 2 or 3 small goals only. Consider walking 5 minutes extra a day, get 8 hours of sleep and limit your computer time to no more than 2 hours night with a loud timer by using the parental control option on many computers.
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Jan_Swaney_MD, 3 years ago | FlagIt can be very difficult to sort through the credibilit
y of informatio n you find on the internet and elsewhere. There are many options on the road to better health, and it can sometimes seem overwhelmi ng. I read your earlier post indicating that you intend to talk things over with your doctor. Do you feel prepared for your upcoming visit with him/her? -
Julie_Stansfield_MD, 3 years ago | FlagTurn off your computer, walk to the local library, log on to their computer and sign up for a health guide at MyHealthVi
llage.com. At the library they'll throw you off that computer when you've been there more than 30 minutes. Sign up now while the muscles in you hands still work.
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